The BedroomLAN 

If you're wondering how many computers can fit in one room (unless you're Lucien Murray-Pitts or this fellow, in which case you already know), here's your chance to find out! Luckily, the combined mass of the BedroomLAN hasn't caused our flat to collapse into a black hole yet. But, hmm, now that I mention it, I have noticed the system clocks running a bit slow.

Dramatis Personae (personae defined loosely): Astarte; Hecate; Limm; Vennëa; Bastet; Khepera; Athena; and Tehuti. Other denizens include a SURFboard cable modem (left nameless because we don't own it), and an HP LaserJet 4 printer that deserves a name (hell, you can telnet into it) but is only called ‘lj4’. You can have a look at the topology.