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"I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater."
"We are upping our standards... so up yours."
"Xxx can drift, you can dream, even walk on water...." -Xxxx Xxxxx
'Xxx move and you're dead!' ― 'Xxx I say Xxx dead and I move!' - Xxx Xxxx
...herding cats.
2*B || !2*B ? that_is() : the_question();
A Xxx grep Xxx man, a giant Xxxx {Xxx man -k -ind}" ― /dev/null rm strong
A fish without a man is like a religion without a bicycle.
A fish without religion is like a man without a bicycle.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
A fool, when silent, may be counted wise.
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet.
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. ― Xxx Xxx
A man without a fish is like a bicycle without a religion.
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
A religion without a fish is like a bicycle without a man.
A successful tool is used to do something undreamed of by its author.
A sun ray is made up of many atoms. ― Xxxx 9 Xxxx Xxxxx Xxxxx
A thief believes that everybody steals.
AI freaks do it with robots.
An NT server can be run by an idiot, and usually is.
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults in adultery?
Do something unusual today. Xxx a bill.
Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever.
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.
He who laughs, lasts.
I always have fun because Xxx out of my mind.
I am the Xxx in the Xxxx looking at you, I can read your mind.
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
I can see you, Xxxxx - Xxx
I can't go to school cause I ain't got a gun.
I have seen the future and it is now the past.
I haven't lost my mind - it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
If I had a color monitor, would my printer print in color? ― A luser
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
If it wasn't for C, we'd be using Xxxxx Xxxxx and Xxxx
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
If you continually give, you will continually have.
If you see an onion ring ― answer it!
If you won't talk to me because of what Xxx wearing, it was worth it. ― a goth
In restless dreams I walked alone.
Is that a capital ‘7’?  ― A luser
Is that the letter zero or the number zero?  ― A luser
Is there another word for 'thesaurus'?
It takes a long time to understand nothing.
My karma ran over your dogma.
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
No tagline this time, folks.
Oh Xxx a sysadmin and Xxx Xxx I work all night and I work all day. ― asr
To C or not to C? Xxxx is the question.
To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.
Xxx I already have a life - I just don't use it!
Xxx Xxx Xxx Xxx Xxx Xxx Xxx Xxx Xxx Xxxx Xxxx Xxxx Xxxx Xxxx
Xxx all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
Xxx all time loser runs headlong to his death...
Xxx an ordinary man, with a timebomb in my hand. - Xxxx Xxx
Xxx attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
Xxx can run it on plenty of operating systems and Xxxx  ― BB Xxxx
Xxx can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Xxx can write in Xxxx but can you read your programs back???
Xxx day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Xxx dieth the wise man? As the fool.
Xxx don't have to explain something you never said.
Xxx first rule of software optimization: don't do it!
Xxx generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Xxx greatest fault is to be conscious of none.
Xxx how many lightbulbs does it take to change a person?
Xxx is a polytheist.
Xxx is real, unless declared integer.
Xxx is this Xxx person, anyway?
Xxx isn't dead - he's been busted.
Xxx man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
Xxx many Xxxxx engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? ― 1.999375
Xxx only thing that keeps my sane is talking to my shoe.
Xxx only way to have a friend is to be one.
Xxx rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Xxx reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
Xxx robbed that smiles steals something from the thief.
Xxx second rule of software optimization: don't do it yet!
Xxx server barkoulis not responding, still trying...
Xxx sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Xxx things go badly as they do.
Xxx users are an example of people who like *Xxxx jokes.
Xxx view of things which is not strange is false.
Xxx world gets better each day, then worse again in the evening.
Xxx yes to hard disks: yes >/dev/hda
Xxx you a turtle?
Xxx young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Xxx your source of self-destruction.
Xxxx 'n' sleezy does it!
Xxxx I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
Xxxx Xxx a sysadmin and Xxx okay, I work all night and I work all day.
Xxxx Xxxx Xxxx ― I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Xxxx Xxxx tense of Xxxxx
Xxxx all other means of communication fail, try words.
Xxxx because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
Xxxx been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Xxxx color is a chameleon on a mirror?
Xxxx enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
Xxxx fault: core dumped
Xxxx flies like wind. Xxxxx flies like pears.
Xxxx fuzzy logic tickle?
Xxxx garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Xxxx got a deep semantic theory and it goes "plop!"
Xxxx if you love Xxxxx
Xxxx in doubt, tell the truth.     - Xxxx Xxxxx
Xxxx is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy to those who feel.
Xxxx is an illusionary tagline.
Xxxx is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
Xxxx is understandable, ignorance is unacceptable.
Xxxx is where I get off: metaphorically, metaphysically & literally. ― Xxxxx
Xxxx isn't a bitch.  Xxxx is a virgin.  A bitch is easy.
Xxxx judge you all and make damn sure that no one judges me.
Xxxx knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Xxxx liced Xxxx non licet bovi
Xxxx lucky number is 3563478945739023. Xxxxx for it everywhere.
Xxxx me ambiguity or give me something else.
Xxxx me, punch me, set my tabs to 3.
Xxxx men say nothing in dangerous times.
Xxxx must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all!
Xxxx n.: Xxx increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
Xxxx not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
Xxxx not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.
Xxxx of the time we're gone, but we don't know where.
Xxxx one does not know what to say, it is time to be silent.
Xxxx raises the dead debases the living.  ― Xxx Xxx
Xxxx the Xxx sees, the Xxxx can visit.  ― Xxx Xxx
Xxxx time to kick ass and chew bubble-gum. Xxx all out of gum. - Xxxx Xxxxx
Xxxx waga
Xxxx what they've done to my dreams.   - Xxxxx
Xxxx write up your tombstone and thank you for dinner.
Xxxx you C is what you get.
Xxxxx
Xxxxx Xxx We redefined the Xxx and mathematics as well!
Xxxxx Xxx Xxxx a *Xxxxx dammit, not a bug!
Xxxxx Xxx Xxxx considered harmful.
Xxxxx Xxx can't have rules lawyers if you don't have rules.
Xxxxx Xxxxx the sanest place is behind a trigger.
Xxxxx are 10 kinds of people: those who know binary, and those who don't.
Xxxxx beings were created by water to transport it uphill.
Xxxxx cool, yes, she's cool, she's just like lightning.
Xxxxx defensively. Xxx a tank.
Xxxxx do you want to shoot today? - Xxx Xxxx Xxxxx fUn Xxx Xxxx
Xxxxx forget to burn!
Xxxxx forget to null-terminate your strings!6ts^53_(8%~!.a%:
Xxxxx fried (core dumped)
Xxxxx get even ― get odd!
Xxxxx holes suck.
Xxxxx may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Xxxxx out for the tagline virus.
Xxxxx people like me just keep running back for more...
Xxxxx stupid question, get a stupid Xxxxx
Xxxxx sue someone for copying???
Xxxxx temporary variables and strange women.
if(sameas(usaptr->userid,margv[1]))usrptr->flags|=0x0040;

All Greek to You

The (In)famous Xenios Quotes

Oι γκόμενες πάντα μου κάθονται.  ― Xxxxxx
Xxx μικρός έδειχνε οτι είναι της φυλής των Xxxxxxxx  ― Xxxxxx
Xxx να χεσετε σε 3 μερες 4 κιλα ― Xxxxxx
Xxxxxxx στις γκομενες την πεφτω με γαλλικα  ― Xxxxxx
Xxxxxxxx χωρίς μηνύματα είναι μπακλαβάς χωρίς καρύδια.  ― Xxxxxx